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3 Foolproof Valentine's Day Outfits for Every Kind of Date

Whether you're hitting the town or chilling on the couch, here's how to get dressed for February 14.

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First things first, let's all agree that Valentine's Day is, at this point, a sad celebration of America's consumerist culture cheffed up by some corporate stiffs over a century ago to, like, sell a shit ton of chocolates. That being said, if you're the dude casting aspersions on the authenticity of the day when all your sweetheart really wanted was a few flowers and some well-deserved recognition, you're just being a dick, my guy. Valentine's Day is about prioritizing your significant other's wants over your own by taking the time to acknowledge how important that person is to you, and if your outfit is the first thing you're thinking of you're already off to a bad start.

Psych! What're you, crazy? Like any other widely celebrated public spectacle played out via carefully crafted images on the 'gram, Valentine's Day represents yet another opportunity to stunt. Pull up to the venue of your choice (even if it's just your apartment door, takeout in hand) in the freshest fucking fit around and remind your boo why he/she tolerates all of your weird-ass idiosyncrasies in the first place. (It sure as hell ain't because of your sparkling personality.) And for God's sake, please don't wear those asymmetrical drop-crotch trousers to that birthday party next weekend. Your partner puts up with enough.

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Tristan Belted Coat
Editions M.R. 24s.com
$155.00
Buy

Go big or go home. Valentine's Day is for grand gestures, and this coat makes one without saying a word. 

Kang Intarsia Cotton-Blend Sweater
Saturdays NYC mrporter.com
$195.00
Buy

2020欧洲杯积分In the spirit of the holiday, embrace the color. Learn to live a little, man. 

Tapered Striped Twill Trousers
Carhartt WIP + Motown Records mrporter.com
$135.00
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2020欧洲杯积分Make sure the outfit doesn't go too far off the rails with a more pared-down (but still slick as hell) pair of pants. 

Black Polished Leather Loafers
Prada ssense.com
$550.00
Buy

These loafers are sexy. You know it. Your significant other knows it. And soon so will every other person looking on in envy come February 14. 

K-Jacket Unstructured Velvet Blazer
Boglioli mrporter.com
$410.00
Buy

2020欧洲杯积分Boglioli does casually refined tailoring better than almost anyone else, and this crushed velvet number is no exception. 

Grandad Shirt
COS cosstores.com
$99.00
Buy

2020欧洲杯积分A crisp white shirt is always a good play, and COS' take on the style updates a classic with a band collar and a hidden chest pocket. 

511 Slim-Fit Jeans
Levi's levi.com
$59.57
Buy

2020欧洲杯积分Slim, dark denim + crisp white shirt = success, each and every time. Call it the Timeless Style equation (I'd rank it right up there with E = mc2 in terms of influence).

Black Winchester II Boots
Dr. Martens ssense.com
$180.00
Buy

Speaking of timeless style: A good combat boot is one of the best investments a man can make, and Docs are about as iconic as it gets. 

Slim-Fit Shawl-Collar Mélange Cable-Knit Cotton Cardigan
J.Crew mrporter.com
$140.00
Buy

Staying in is no excuse to look schlubby.  Let this absolute unit of a sweater do the heavy lifting and keep the rest of your outfit relatively tame. (Size up for an extra cozy fit.)

The Premium Weight Long-Sleeve Crew
Everlane everlane.com
$32.00
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2020欧洲杯积分Everlane's beefy raglan tee sits perfectly under a hefty winter-weight sweater. 

Casual Pants
Universal Works yoox.com
$86.00
Buy

2020欧洲杯积分Pleats mean these pants are (almost) as comfortable as your favorite sweats, and way more stylish. 

Air Jordan 1 Retro High OG "Obsidian"
Jordan Brand flightclub.com
$200.00
Buy

The Jordan 1: arguably the greatest sneaker ever designed (don't @ me), and one of the easiest ways to elevate any outfit. If your partner's not feeling these bad boys this V-Day, you've got bigger problems than what to watch on Netflix. 

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